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故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......。A film director gathers his favorite actresses, those he worked with and those he loved. He wants to make a film about women but he doesn’t reveal much: he observes them, takes cue, until his imaginary throw them into another era, in a past where the noise of the sewing machines fills a workplace handled and populated by women, where men have minor and marginal roles and cinema...。台风刚过的海岛之上。一只眼受伤的城市女生林沫沫与岛上土生土长的失语女孩阿汐猝然相遇。当无情的风暴逐渐撕开两人隐秘哀伤的过往，两个看似另类但炽热的青春相互慰藉，彼此支撑，用友情的力量对抗人生的台风。随着青蚵嫂临终透露的惊天秘密和陈淑楠的突然闯入，席卷沫沫与阿汐的下一个台风突如其来，风眼之下，望风而逃还是迎风而上？她们必须做出抉择。。